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Rhythm Ladies love a guy who knows how to handle himself on the dance floor--or the trampoline. (Yes, it reminds me of my wild disco nights: "Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive!") And hey, you can be a sensitive, New Age kind of guy and let the girl lead, right?At the right moment as shown on the direction bar, press the indicated keys in order and in rhythm. Whack-a-Mole In some situations, Nephew, it pays to be good with your hands. It also helps in certain mini-games, where you need to make the right moves quickly. Whether it's mixing the perfect drink or giving a naughty girl a spanking, accuracy and speed go hand in hand. Av o i d a n c e Sometimes when you try to do someone a favor, other people try to ruin your fun--like bouncers, security guards, and government agents. Touch all glowing objects that appear on your way to pick them up, and get to the indicated exit before time runs out. W h a c k - a - Po l e Even the best lover needs some. . . uh. . . "alone time" once in a while. An occasional bit of "personal stroking" can do wonders for your confidence--and your technique. And if you're ever really low on cash, you can put those skills to profitable use at the sperm bank!This career politician has his eye on the dean's chair, and he's not about to let a swingin' stud like you stand in his way. I'm sure you'll find some creative ways of sticking it to him!
This oaf is what passes for security at Walnut Log. Whether you're making out in the quad or just letting off steam with some healthy drunken streaking, you can always count on old Beazer to try and ruin your fun.
You wouldn't know it to look at him, but the Commissar's a pretty resourceful guy. He's always got some big project going--and in a pinch, he just might be able to get you what you need.
Who the hell is this guy?And why does everybody love him?
The Porn Fairy
Sorry, Nephew, but this is the closest thing you'll ever have to a fairy godmother. I know he's not much to look at, but the little guy might be helpful in getting you out of a tight scrape now and then.
Your attempts to impress one lady or another may bring you into contact with this resident of the school's biology lab. Who knows, you may find that you two have more in common than you realize. . .
And besides these characters, you'll also meet a wide assortment of laid-back students, apathetic professors, full-of-themselves frat rats, surly townspeople, brutish government agents, dopey TV stagehands, barflies, hookers, pimps, and jokers of all kinds. Welcome to your world!
BROADENING YOUR HORIZONS
As you advance to higher levels of studliness, you'll gain new abilities, and new surprises will be revealed. For instance, higher levels may give you the chance to play familiar games with a new dimension: the loser of each round has to strip!You can use your Black Book to revisit a girl you've already gotten to know--just select her name to see your notes on your past encounters, and pick the one you want to relive. Who knows, there may be a hot babe you haven't scored with yet, or some campus prank you haven't pulled. [. . . ] You may permanently transfer all of your rights under this License Agreement, provided the recipient agrees to the terms of this License Agreement and you agree to remove the Program and any New Materials from your home, business, or portable computer. You may terminate the License Agreement at any time by destroying the Program and any New Materials. Sierra may, at its discretion, terminate this License Agreement in the event that you fail to comply with the terms and conditions contained herein. In such event, you must immediately destroy the Program and any New Materials. [. . . ]