User manual GAMES PC M-ALIEN PARANOIA

[. . . ] Guide for Inexperienced Extraterrestrials "M", an extraterrestrial in a tight spot 1. 1 A breakdown in outer space . 1. 2 Portrait of a, ehem, "Hero" . . 9 . 10 . 10 . 10 . 10 . 10 . 10 . 10 . 11 . 11 . 11 . 12 . 12 . 12 . 13 . 13 . 14 . 14 . 20 . 22 1. "M", an extraterrestrial in a tight spot 1. 1 A breakdown in outer space Had he not of been wearing headphones while playing "little humans" (an alien video game in which you have to shoot at dozens of horrible monsters of earthling form) our extraterrestrial would have heard the on board computer warning him a few moments ago of the alarming lack of fuel Now his second hand spaceship had smashed into pieces on a strange planet, inhabited by very bad tempered creatures, and left him without any means of communication with anyone. [. . . ] "M's" head is electronic and therefore water is perilous. A fall from a great height will put him out of the game. Some jumps are permitted, but make sure he doesn't jump off precipices. That way, if you get knocked out you can return to where you were. This is recommended before making dangerous jumps or entering into risky combat. When the enemy is on your heels, jumping could help you to gain ground. 9 3. Looking for pieces of the craft So, now you know what "M" is capable of doing. These are some of the objects you will find: 3. 2. 1 Craft piece These are the pieces of "M's" craft lost on this strange planet. 3. 2. 2 Medicine box Gathering these increases "M's" energy (if it's needed). They come in different sizes. 11 3. 2. 3 Laser These objects recharge "M's" laser. They also come in different sizes. 3. 2. 4 Super-laser You'll be very happy each time you find one of these. Your enemies won't be however. . . 3. 2. 5 Boomerang Don't forget to pick this item up, as it could be very useful on occasions. 12 3. 2. 6 Pear The pears that some creatures like so much grow on these plants. It's a good idea to collect a good few of these each time "M" comes across one of these plants because you may have problems if you don't. They don't take long to grow so it won't take up much time. 3. 2. 7 Egg It's hard to believe that these horrible Gork chicks that help "M" so much are born in these adorable plants. It's a pity, but the Gork chick eggs don't grow as fast as the pears so you can only take one from each plant. 13 4. Beasts (and not so beastlies) 4. 1 Dangerous creatures!What a planet "M" chose to crash on. This is a list of all the dangerous creatures you are going to encounter on your adventures. Gork No one knows where this strange cross between a crocodile and a wild boar could have come from, but one thing for certain is that "M" should keep it's mouth at a distance. They are found in many areas of the planet. Despite the terrible shrieks they give off, the truth is that they are not very brave: A few blasts of the laser sets them off running. Another thing, as they are small you can use the trick of jumping over them when they attack, but do it with care. Best of all: the Gork chicks, although smaller in size, can deal with them in a couple of bites. Amphibious Piranha Don't trust them when you see these bathing in the rivers and lakes. [. . . ] On the day he found a piece of "M's" spacecraft he felt chosen by the gods, and took it to the ancient sacred pyramid where he found another the same. Let's see how you explain to him that "M" needs it to return to his planet. . . Combat with this brute is not going to be won easily as he protects himself well from all attacks. Indigenous Archer and Indigenous Lancer The Indigenous of this planet are usually peaceful and friendly people. However, the treacherous witchdoctor of their tribe has tricked them and told them that the strange pieces that rained from the heavens are gifts from the gods and should be held on to at all costs. [. . . ]