User manual GAMES PC LEISURE SUIT LARRY-MAGNA CUM LAUDE

[. . . ] GENERAL WARNING! TM Epilepsy Wa r n i n g Please read before using this game or allowing your children to use it. Some people are susceptible to epileptic seizures or loss of consciousness when exposed to certain flashing lights or light patterns in everyday life. Such people may have a seizure while watching television images or playing certain video games. This may happen even if the person has no medical history of epilepsy or has never had any epileptic seizures. [. . . ] It also helps in certain mini-games, where you need to make the right moves quickly. Whether it's mixing the perfect drink or giving a naughty girl a spanking, accuracy and speed go hand in hand. Arrow keys will briefly flash on the screen in random patterns. Press each corresponding key on your keyboard before it disappears. Av o i d a n c e Sometimes when you try to do someone a favor, other people try to ruin your fun--like bouncers, security guards, and government agents. That's when you need to be light on your feet. Use the arrow keys to run and avoid your pursuers. Touch all glowing objects that appear on your way to pick them up, and get to the indicated exit before time runs out. W h a c k - a - Po l e Even the best lover needs some. . . uh. . . "alone time" once in a while. An occasional bit of "personal stroking" can do wonders for your confidence--and your technique. And if you're ever really low on cash, you can put those skills to profitable use at the sperm bank!Use the up and down arrow keys (or the W and S keys) to move the paddles up and down and keep the ball in play. 13 TM Water Sports Nephew, there may be plenty of better things to drink out there, but believe me, water is your friend. Can you say "Wet T-shirt Contest"?Developing careful aim can also be useful in other situations--like when you really need to pee in an expensive art gallery!Use the mouse or arrow keys to aim your water gun (or other spraying device). Soak as many valid targets as possible before time, and your supply of liquid, run out. Photos This is just like taking photos in Wander Mode, except that now you've got a specific task to complete--and a time limit. Also, while you may get a chance to capture some fabulous babes in fabulous poses, at other times your subjects may not be the most "photogenic. " Always try to get the best shots possible, and watch out for interruptions!Use the arrow keys to find and follow your subject. Use the mouse or numeric keypad to change your perspective. The lights from red to green above the view finder indicate the quality of the shot (green is best). Get as many good shots as you can before time runs out. [. . . ] Treasury Department's list of Specially Designated Nationals or the U. S. Commerce Department's Table of Denial Orders. By installing the Program, you are agreeing to the foregoing, and you are representing and warranting that you are not located in, under the control of, or a national or resident of any such country or on any such list. "Customer Service" as used herein may be provided to you by Sierra representatives by telephone and/or by electronic message (e-mail). [. . . ]