User manual NINTENDO WARIO WARE, INC.: MEGA PARTY GAME$

[. . . ] OFFICIAL NINTENDO POWER PLAYER'S GUIDE AVAILABLE AT YOUR NEAREST RETAILER!WWW. NINTENDO. COM Butt out, nosy! Nintendo of America Inc. www. nintendo. com PRINTED IN USA My mysterious diary OF MYSTERY!!! INSTRUCTION BOOKLET P LE A S E C A R E FU LLY R E A D T HE S E P A R A T E HE A LT H A N D S A F E T Y P R E C A U T IO N S B O O K L E T IN C L U D E D W IT H T H IS P R O D U C T B E F O R E U S IN G Y O U R N IN T E N D O ® H A R D W A R E S Y S T E M , G A M E D IS C O R A C C E S S O R Y . T H IS B O O K L E T C O N T A IN S IM P O R T A N T H E A L T H A N D S A F E T Y IN F O R M A T IO N . IM P O R T A N T S A F E T Y IN F O R M A T IO N : R E A D T H E F O L L O W IN G W A R N IN G S B E F O R E Y O U O R Y O U R C H IL D P L A Y V ID E O G A M E S WARNING - Electric Shock To avoid electric shock when you use this system: Do not use the Nintendo GameCube during a lightning storm. [. . . ] Sensei said the most important thing for a growing ninja is a good sense of balance!While you're wobbling back and forth, yell out "TIMBER!" to see if you can make your buddies mess up and fall! Wobbly Bobbly It's been such a long time since I've written in a diary!I can write cursive, even though they don't teach that at ninja school! AUG 10th Forecast: Blazingly hot I love the city in the summer!!Nothin' beats the smell of hot asphalt!No, seriously, the air conditioner in our taxi's busted, and I'm one HOT dog!Dribble, give that diary a rest, and let's play Milky Way Delirium! How about this!? The way it works is you win the microgame and then blast the asteroids and mark `em for yerself!Yo, Dribble, you might be good at the microgames, but you'll never win if you don't pick the right asteroid to blasteroid!Don't stress about the asteroids in the middle. As long as you get the corners, the game's all yers!Making alliances with other players before the game ain't fair, but give it a try if you stink at the game. Milky Way Delirium AUG 11th Forecast: scattered showers Do you recall the storm clouds that were hanging around last night?I did it with a little invention I created using the theory of balloonic entropy. I've discovered the equation of success! I've no interest in this diary nonsense. But. . . Wario said he'd help with my rent if I wrote this for him. Science doesn't pay the bills, I'm afraid. The person playing the microgame when the balloon explodes is a loser!If you follow my directions, you surely will be the victor!While carefully timing the incremental increases in balloon size, scream BLAMMO at the top of your lungs to scare other players--this approach has proven successful in lab experiments. Watch the speed at which the balloon grows. It might benefit you to lose a microgame or two in order to time it so that you aren't playing when it blows! Balloon Bang Scientificky mustache Bzzz AUG 12th Forecast: Cicadas!!Noisy!! I heard a rumor at the office. My employees have been complaining about me behind my back!They say I don't do anything, that I just walk around getting in everyone's way and eating their donuts. [. . . ] The contents of this notice do not interfere w your statutory rights. ith This booklet and other printed m aterials accom panying this gam are protected by e dom and international intellectual property law estic s. You may need only sim instructions to correct a problem with your product. Try our web site at ple www. nintendo. com or call our Consumer Assistance Hotline at 1-800-255-3700, rather than going to your retailer. Hours of operation are 6 a. m to 7 p. m Pacific Tim M . [. . . ]